Josh Kornbluth

Josh Kornbluth

When You Are a Man, Sometimes You Wear Stretchy Pants

About a month ago (I’ve been resting my blogging muscles since then), I completed my third 100-mile bike ride — the accurately named “America’s Most Beautiful Bike Ride” in Tahoe.  As with my two previous “centuries,” I did this one with the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society’s Team in Training (TNT — because, really, do you think they’d want to be known as “TiT”?).  Don’t want to bury the lede, so here it is: I had a blast!  I love my teammates!  And thanks to a bunch of very generous people, I was able to surpass my personal $2,700 fundraising goal, ending up with $4,238.22 to fight blood cancers and to support patients and their loved ones.  Thanks so much to everyone who donated, or who offered words of encouragement! A couple of big changes since my previous century ride:

  • New bike — a nifty “road bike,” instead of my heavier “hybrid,” which is much more suited for commuting than for very long (and hilly) rides.
  • Stretchy pants.
Just about to start riding in Tahoe (pants redacted).
Just about to start riding in Tahoe (pants redacted).

This second transition was arguably more nerve-wracking than the first.  I did not want to wear stretchy pants: I am a fellow who likes to preserve some mystery.  But my beloved (and sometimes intimidating) head coach, K.Sue, became increasingly adamant on this point.  As she saw it, I had already gotten so close to being a real, honest-to-God cyclist — road bike, “clipless” pedals (which means, paradoxically, pedals with clips), and such — but had stopped tantalizingly short: with my shorts.  The baggy shorts I favored were clearly knocking 0.000001 mph off my top speed, and this needed to be rectified.

So on June 1, amid thousands of other cyclists, I rode “naked.”  There was nothing between my lower parts and the warm mountain air other than a thin layer of stretchy stuff.  And it was … okay!  Someone on my team even complimented me on my shapely legs, though I think maybe she was kidding.  In any case, it felt like another step towards becoming the kind of person both of my brothers would see at Peet’s and laugh at — which is something.

Here’s the map of my ride; you can click on it to embiggen and to see all sorts of details (none of them involving my legs):

2 thoughts on “When You Are a Man, Sometimes You Wear Stretchy Pants”

  1. Congratulations and welcome to the wonderful world of long distance cycling and all the doofy-but-necessary gear it entails! It feels ridiculous at times, but I think that’s why cyclists are so often in packs: they need to blend in SOMEwhere. I’m so glad you’re loving the rides and hope you’re finding the amazing beauty in your miraculous little piece of machinery that I find in mine. I call it my little horse, and it makes me feel like I can fly. Welcome and I hope to see you out there! Let me know if you ever decide to tackle a ride in the Rockies 🙂

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